Jesus Grocery Prices - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL a brown bowling ball

a brown bowling ball

Digital illustration of Kurt Sloane in a muscular build wearing a black tank top and light pants

smaller text reads "MOBILE

"TOMBSTONE" appears at the bottom

Inspired by The Sopranos

Jesus Grocery Prices - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL a brown bowling ballGrocery prices so high that turning water into wine isn't a miracle, it's a budget strategy. Loaves and fishes don't multiply when a baguette costs nine dollars. The Details: Golden yellow vintage engraving illustration depicts Jesus in flowing robes, smiling with radiating lines behind his head, holding up a bottle in each raised hand. Bold rounded retro text in matching golden yellow reads "If Jesus saw these grocery prices, he'd turn everything